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Nerk's Message in a Bottle -
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Darnique, you were right all along. After that embarrassing episode with the banana and the shower curtain, I think it might be a good idea for us to spend some time apart. Your father certainly won't forgive me any time soon. Even if I promised never to go near his fruit bowl again, I don't think he would trust me. Instead, I decided to head out into the world to test my mettle. I promise to return as a new man... one who is worthy of your adoration.

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